298 pointsby theanonymousoneJul 9, 2026

26 Comments

auslegungJul 9, 2026
Literal music video of Total Eclipse, one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk

RIP Ms Tyler, you will be missed

funnybeamJul 9, 2026
I like to pretend that was filmed in the Hogwarts sixth form commmon room in the eighties
amiga386Jul 9, 2026
It pretty much was. It was filmed in a Victorian sanitorium, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holloway_Sanatorium (built 1873-1885) which is in keeping with your (and JK Rowling's) vision of public schools, in particular Hogwarts was modelled on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fettes_College (built 1864-1870) in a similar architectural style.
pavlovJul 9, 2026
There’s also one of A-Ha’s “Take on Me”.

“Haaaand comes out…”

loloquwowndueoJul 9, 2026
Nowhere near as good though.
amiga386Jul 9, 2026
I think Bad Apple the literal version compares well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReblZ7o7lu4
CamperBob2Jul 9, 2026
Safety Dance is up there with the better ones, too.
nostrademonsJul 9, 2026
If you like meta-songs, you may be interested in "Title of this song" by Da Vinci's Notebook:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgmUgFEFzco&list=RDHgmUgFEFz...

DecabytesJul 9, 2026
I had never seen the music video until the news started playing it. Super funny
petercooperJul 9, 2026
Back in 1999, the UK had its first total solar eclipse for several decades and VH1 played the music video (though, not this one ;-)) on loop for an hour while it was happening.
defrostJul 9, 2026
The back story of the writing of Total Eclipse ain't bad either: https://youtu.be/LGqYnj_Y3CI?t=70
chasd00Jul 9, 2026
That is so great. My wife and i love to annoy our teenage kids by getting Alexa to play this song and then singing along very dramatically haha.
embedding-shapeJul 9, 2026
How old are you, for curiosities sake? I'm born early 90s, fondly remembering me and a friend shaming all the rest of our group by singing this song (dramatically as well) as a duet whenever we were in (already loud) public spaces.
chasd00Jul 9, 2026
I'm 50, i have two boys ages 16 and 14. My wife was more into music than I was growing up (i grew up in rural areas, she grew up in the city). One of my favorite stories she has is helping Modest Mouse unload their van when playing in Dallas at Club Dada (small local venue) back in the 90s. She also has so many cool rave, hiphop, and sxsw stories from that era since she went to HS in Arlington TX (class of '95), UT for college, and then lived in NYC for a while dating a musician. Austin in the mid/late 90s was a very special place to be a young person.
imzadiJul 9, 2026
Sony tried so hard to kill this when it was new
CamperBob2Jul 9, 2026
I'm glad this is still on the Internet. It's exactly the sort of thing that almost never is, when I try to find it again several years after seeing it the first time.
pchristensenJul 9, 2026
I came here to post this, glad you beat me to it. I pulled a muscle laughing the first time I saw this.
SideburnsOfDoomJul 9, 2026
And let us not forget "Holding Out For a Hero"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

nisiddharthJul 9, 2026
Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
AndrewOMartinJul 9, 2026
Is it too much to ask for a Streetwise Hercules?
senkoJul 9, 2026
'fraid so, the odds have risen too high.

We might need a white night on a fiery steed. One can dream.

myself248Jul 9, 2026
Featured towards the climax of Short Circuit 2, which was huge in my childhood. What a powerhouse piece of music!
misnomeJul 9, 2026
Yes, I will never fail to associate this music with Short Circuit 2, it is also burned into my childhood memory.
nlyJul 9, 2026
I think of that movie every time I hear the song! That was one badass robot sequence.

"Suuuuure. Kidnap the humans, DESTROY THE MACHINE."

biofoxJul 9, 2026
"Number 5 is alive!"
pchristensenJul 9, 2026
I love this. So many more people associate it with Shrek these days, so all the Johnny 5 comments warm my heart!
limbicsystemJul 9, 2026
Is it wrong that I prefer the Shrek version?
amiga386Jul 9, 2026
It's not. I prefer the bardcore version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx-x_1lIXh4
RayhemJul 9, 2026
Fun fact: the original was only produced in English but the Shrek remix (which is a *BOP*) got translated into every language the movie did.
slowinJul 9, 2026
Absolute classic. If anyone is interested, the Footloose soundtrack (which has Holding Out For a Hero on it) is probably one of the greatest soundtracks of all time. The movie sucks but damn, this soundtrack is incredible.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footloose_(1984_soundtrack)

sdoeringJul 9, 2026
Agree and disagree. Love the movie. Hate the remake. But the OST is really great. We can agree on that.
JodieBenitezJul 9, 2026
petcatJul 9, 2026
Another brilliant Jim Steinman song
urbsgpwJul 9, 2026
My mum had a cassette with some of her songs. We'd have it on for long trips. I loved the long version of Faster than the speed of night. it's basically just "carpe diem" in a different format, but i loved her voice and the slight melancholy and almost call to action that the song brought with it. Also, the video (of the shorter version) is peak 80's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm4CgwRxw3Y
alex1138Jul 9, 2026
Wow. Holy crap.

Edit: guys, I get that it's not a "substantive comment" but there's no excuse for 3 downvotes. Get a life

JodieBenitezJul 9, 2026
There, got my upvote.
avazhiJul 9, 2026
Nor is this a post that should be on HN, but here we are.
parkerswebJul 9, 2026
I once worked with a guy mixing TV programmes and live DVDs; I knew he’d been a studio engineer at one point in his career. We were re-arranging our studios one day and as I picked up a pair of NS-10s he casually said “I mixed ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ on those…”
IAmGraydonJul 9, 2026
Did he mean on a set of NS10s or on THOSE NS10s?
parkerswebJul 9, 2026
The exact same NS10s!
cramer4nextJul 9, 2026
How is this hacker news worthy? Never heard of her or the song. Is from a time when people carried boomboxes on their shoulders?
teklaJul 9, 2026
Very famous singer, multiple very famous songs, 40 yo song topped the carts during the 2024 Eclipse, was pretty much the theme song for a very small indie movie called Shrek 2.
asimovDevJul 9, 2026
I think Shrek would be pro open source software and hardware if he knew what it was, so this makes it HN worthy
nostrademonsJul 9, 2026
Before that. Her breakthrough album was 1977 and Total Eclipse of the Heart came out in 1982, so it was more the 8-track era. It remained a staple of radio plays (remember those?) through the 80s and 90s though, and was remade by Nikki French into a chart-topping dance version in 1995.

A lot of HN is folks in their late 30s, 40s, and early 50s (and sometimes even older!), so many folks here would've overlapped with the radio era. A lot of folks here were involved in making YouTube/Instagram/TikTok, not listening to it.

masfuerteJul 9, 2026
I'm old enough to remember Walkmans coming out in 1979, which was the start of the end of the boombox era. Approximately no-one was using 8-track at that point.
runakoJul 9, 2026
I'm not quite that old, but didn't people look down on cassettes due to their lower audio quality? Weren't most home systems (hi-fis) still vinyl or 8-track for a while longer?
MontgomeryPyJul 9, 2026
A big driver of cassettes then was the write ability, unlike 8 tracks. You could borrow your friend's new vinyl album, pop in a new cassette tape on your hi-fi, and record a copy of the album to the tape. Of course the Walkman then made listening to your new album fully portable.
bluGillJul 9, 2026
They did. However vinyl was considered better than 8 track. Cassette was a lot more portable than 8 track, and so where portability mattered it won. Elsewhere vinyl was considered better than 8 track and so it won (a few years latter CDs came and won).

Those who really cared about sound quality had reel to reel tape, but that was very rare. Almost no albums were ever released on reel to reel. You typically bought the vinyl and copied it to your own reels thus ensuring there were no scratches.

mikestewJul 9, 2026
No one used 8-track for the quality. It was portable, and it would play continuously (it looped), great for sitting with your honey in a secluded area. And the physical quality of 8-tracks weren’t great. Based on the number of 8-track cartridges I saw on the side of the road while out running, the tape would apparently come loose from the cartridge and render it unusable.

By 1980, 8-tracks were relics being displaced by cassette.

amiga386Jul 9, 2026
https://public.tableau.com/static/images/U_/U_S_RecordedMusi...

In the USA, 8-track was always less than half vinyl singles sales, compact cassette exceeded 8-track's sales by 1980, and 8-track was dead by 1982.

avazhiJul 9, 2026
What does that have to do with whether or not this should be on HN?

By your logic, literally anything from the '80s is appropriate for this site, which is obviously not correct lol.

awnirdJul 9, 2026
The people in this thread are sundowning. They’ll upvote absolutely anything that reminds them of their distant youth.
cliglotJul 9, 2026
> A lot of HN is folks in their late 30s, 40s, and early 50s (and sometimes even older!)

And? Doesn’t make it on topic.

> A lot of folks here were involved in making YouTube/Instagram/TikTok, not listening to it.

I hope they struggle to sleep at night.

sverhagenJul 9, 2026
Maybe it's not.

Guidelines:

> Off-Topic: Most stories about politics, or crime, or sports, or celebrities, (...) If they'd cover it on TV news, it's probably off-topic.

swader999Jul 9, 2026
Every now and then an article like this is fine.
madcaptenorJul 9, 2026
Every now and then HN falls apart
PurpleRamenJul 9, 2026
Death notices of famous artists are regularly on HN. If people upvote it, it should be worthy.
krappJul 9, 2026
That's not how it works. If upvotes alone mattered, HN would quickly degenerate into Reddit. The bar is whether "good hackers" would find this interesting.

Death notices of famous artists are the definition of off-topic: "most stories about politics, or crime, or sports, or celebrities, unless they're evidence of some interesting new phenomenon. If they'd cover it on TV news, it's probably off-topic." If normies care about it, good hackers by definition probably don't.

I flag this and every such thread I come across. If Hacker News is going to be consistent in its espoused principles, this is non-technical content and thus not welcome. If that standard applies to far more substantive stories regardless of the quality of conversation they produce, it must apply here as well.

xnorswapJul 9, 2026
I do think HN should have an obit: category and filter them out the main page.

It's one thing to have obits for people who wouldn't be covered by regular news, but "75 year old celebrity dies" is not any kind of new phenomenon.

It generates a decent amount of upvotes and discussion based on name recognition and nostalgia, but every thread is essentially the same, "Oh, that's sad, I liked their work, <personal anecdote of how they were touched by it>.".

budsniffer952Jul 9, 2026
Nobody forced you to click on the article or jump into the comment section, did they?
mcmcmcJul 9, 2026
It took the place of another more relevant story that could’ve been on the front page
toomuchtodoJul 9, 2026
Meta: More often than I should have, I have emailed HN and asked "Why can you not extend/build/etc" this? And, as expected, we'd get into a great email discussion about why that would provide a meaningful improvement over the existing experience. This is a forum of builders, makers, and hackers, to their unspoken point. The primitives provided are "good enough," Hacker News is feature complete. To build this on top of HN in a browser extension or mobile app is trivial, and so, I'd say "If you want this, build it and share with us."

Ask HN: Any good replacements for "Refined Hacker News?" - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48845676 is an opportunity, for example. Show HN awaits for whatever you build.

PurpleRamenJul 9, 2026
> If upvotes alone mattered

I did not say upvotes alone matter, but they should be the final say after all other mechanisms.

> The bar is whether "good hackers" would find this interesting.

If this were true, the majority of frontpage-entries would have to be removed.

> "most stories about politics, or crime, or sports, or celebrities,[..]If they'd cover it on TV news, it's probably off-topic."

I guess the notable point here is "most" and "probably". The exception seems to be always news which are so important or dramatic that they are still not removed, and leaving the final decision to the upvotes. Which is why there are also regularly political and sometime seven sports entries (once or twice a year).

Despite being called hacker news, reality is not binary and rules should not be handled like that.

krappJul 9, 2026
>but they should be the final say after all other mechanisms

They shouldn't be, and they aren't. The mods make the final decision and they will work against the consensus when they disagree with it. This is a very aggressively curated community.

>If this were true, the majority of frontpage-entries would have to be removed.

Maybe the majority of frontpage entries should be removed. Maybe the "HN is turning into Reddit" people are finally correct. But that is literally what the guidelines say. On topic - "Anything that good hackers would find interesting. That includes more than hacking and startups. If you had to reduce it to a sentence, the answer might be: anything that gratifies one's intellectual curiosity." Off topic - everything else, with the minor exception of "some new and interesting phenomenon" to gratify that intellectual curiosity.

I'm sorry but there is nothing new or interesting about the death of celebrities, and nothing about it to gratify intellectual curiosity. Their lives, maybe, but if someone wasn't worth discussing on Hacker News in life, they shouldn't be worth discussing post mortem.

>The exception seems to be always news which are so important or dramatic that they are still not removed, and leaving the final decision to the upvotes.

The final decision, in that case, is entirely up to the moderators. Threads with plenty of upvotes get flagged and stay flagged all the time.

>Despite being called hacker news, reality is not binary and rules should not be handled like that.

Maybe. But if there are grey areas, this doesn't seem like one of them. I don't see why far more substantive stories so often get flagged for "politics" or being "non-technical" even when they involve a pile of dead bodies, or why we police humor and emotion like signs of cancer, but we get to wallow in the nostalgia of every dead celebrity that comes along.

budsniffer952Jul 9, 2026
>The bar is whether "good hackers" would find this interesting.

Who put you in charge of what other people find interesting?

Get over yourself, loser.

krappJul 9, 2026
You seem to be new here, welcome to Hacker News.

Everyone is in charge of what you should find interesting and everyone will make it your problem.

toomuchtodoJul 9, 2026
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48614633

> Anything that gratifies intellectual curiosity is on topic for HN! - https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html That doesn't mean it has to gratify your curiosity or mine - no single article can do that for everyone. But it's clear that that's what makes the article on topic.

> One other aspect: the best HN submissions are the ones that are most uncorrelated with anything else that's gotten attention recently - or, as I used to put it, can't be predicted from any existing sequence

There is a "hide" link for threads not of interest, I strongly encourage it's use to optimize your forum participation experience; if this forum is not to your liking, there are others potentially more suited to what you desire.

> I flag this and every such thread I come across. If Hacker News is going to be consistent in its espoused principles, this is non-technical content and thus not welcome. If that standard applies to far more substantive stories regardless of the quality of conversation they produce, it must apply here as well.

Mods can turn off flag capabilities per account, keep this in mind. You won't know if your flags are effective or not.

krappJul 9, 2026
>Mods can turn off flag capabilities per account, keep this in mind. You won't know if your flags are effective or not.

I'm well aware, but I still do it on principle.

toomuchtodoJul 9, 2026
With time and experience comes wisdom. I wish you wisdom.
avazhiJul 9, 2026
> Anything that gratifies intellectual curiosity

And no matter your view on the subject, a pop singer dying is not a topic that is capable of gratifying intellectual curiosity. It's about as banal as things get.

heresie-dabordJul 9, 2026
Next total eclipse, 2026-08-12.

Total: Greenland, Iceland, Spain, Northeastern Portugal

Partial: Northern North America, Europe, West Africa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_solar_eclipses_in_the_...

madcaptenorJul 9, 2026
IIRC her best-known song saw a spike in popularity around the 2024 solar eclipse. (I know I played it a few times.)
splatzoneJul 9, 2026
Nah, occassional non tech stuff is very welcome. It’s interesting to see HN’s perspective on other things
a-french-anonJul 9, 2026
It's not even "geek music", to add to your perplexity.
elzbardicoJul 9, 2026
Well, historically, 1983 is:

- 19 Years after the first superscalar CPU, the CDC-6600

- 10 Years after RFC-675, the first TCP version.

- 14 years after the first ARPANET nodes where connected.

- 1 year after Hopfield Networks, paving the way to Boltzman Networks around two years laters, demonstrating how neural networks could learn to solve complex problems.

- The same year Kunihiko Fukushima developed his work on the Neocognitron for visual pattern recognition, a percursor for future work on Convolutional Neural Networks.

- 3 years before first papers on Backpropagation in neural nets.

- First paper on Reinforcement Learning with reward signals (Baron, Sutton and Anderson)

- 3 years after first smalltalk release.

- 2 years after IBM launched the PC.

- 1 year after 3Com launches the first Ethernet board for the PC.

- 1 Year after Sun Microsystems foundation.

- Unix and C 15th anniversary.

- 6 years after the first commercial relational database.

- 11 years after the first vector processor (Cray-1), arguably the great-grandfather of all modern GPUs

- The same year Borland released Turbo Pascal.

- The same year Apple launched Lisa, and one year before the first macintosh.

- 2 years before Intel launched the 80386 cpu.

- 2 years before C++ first commercial release.

Yeah, hardly a relevant year for us to discuss its culture on HN.

PurpleRamenJul 9, 2026
RIP legend.

I'm curious now when this was announced. Yesterday, out of nowhere, TikTok showed me a video about someone praising "Total Eclipse of the Heart", despite not having this bubble in my profile. Kinda spooky to see the news now.

derwikiJul 9, 2026
Probably one of those coincidences, like you talked about bouncy houses and now you’re seeing ads for bouncy houses
al_borlandJul 9, 2026
The version from the wedding band in Old School will forever be in my mind.

https://youtu.be/FfUU1wJKXDc

vardumpJul 9, 2026
Little by little, memories of the 1980s fade.
WillAdamsJul 9, 2026
Sadly, Jim Steinman passed away half a decade ago:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Steinman

I still want to see the dream realized on Broadway of a Native-American inspired musical.

goda90Jul 9, 2026
"Every now and then, I get a little bit nervous That the best of all the years have gone by"
CamperBob2Jul 9, 2026
Tears in rain, etc.
deadbabeJul 9, 2026
Too soon, she could have had a lot more life left to live these days, but a bad surgery ended it. Sucks. Try to avoid needing surgery as much as you can.
codelikeawolfJul 9, 2026
Ugh, what a bummer. I'll be listening to Holding Out for a Hero on repeat today. Nothing gold can stay.
petcatJul 9, 2026
Jim Steinman, Meat Loaf, and now Bonnie Tyler. It truly all has come to an end. I think Celine Dion is the last one still carrying on Steinman's legacy.
japhyrJul 9, 2026
Growing up in the 80s, I've known (and sung) this song all my life. But I just saw this flowchart for the first time today:

https://jeannr.tumblr.com/post/165291081/i-made-a-flow-chart...

I believe that's the original source, but it looks cut off. Here's a full version:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b1/82/dc/b182dcc291495c013c98...

IAmGraydonJul 9, 2026
That's actually a really interesting visualization of a professionally structured verse.
chasd00Jul 9, 2026
Not sure why you were downvoted, it is super interesting. I know nothing of songwriting but it seems like that could be read by a singing performer in similarly to how sheet music is read by an instrument performer. In the graph, there's additional information than just the words that a singer would need to perform the song accurately.

/re-iterate i know almost nothing of music except what i like which i've been informed over and over is incorrect hah.

js8Jul 9, 2026
I think there should be "An Infinite Literature Contest", where the contestants would submit a formal grammar and the texts in the language would be judged for literary and other qualities.
petcatJul 9, 2026
Steinman was a genius. One of the greatest rock composers of all time and he picked his performers brilliantly.
dreamcompilerJul 9, 2026
TIL Bonnie Tyler was the female Meat Loaf.
mikestewJul 9, 2026
At the time it was pretty obvious, having just come off Meatloaf’s Bat Out of Hell being played on the radio ten times a day.
Starman_JonesJul 9, 2026
I just learned earlier this week that he produced “In The Dark of the Night” from Anastasia!
orly01Jul 9, 2026
It doesn't look like the second has been cut off to get the first, because the font is different. It looks like the second was an attempt to extend the first (also, it kills the joke)
burkamanJul 9, 2026
Reminds me of when she was on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, and they played a "finish the lyrics" game: https://youtu.be/vl7UfjtLzcQ?t=260
loliveJul 9, 2026
Visual representation is your WORST friend: it will make things LOOK simple even if the real thing required the utter mastery to create.

Look at that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATbMw6X3T40

(or that: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1500354675104013)

vikingerikJul 9, 2026
Did you know there's a long version? (Of the song, not the flowchart, though another reply has that too)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svz-W5w2bPM

There's a 7-minute version, with two more verses that aren't in the version you always hear on the radio. The one starting at 3:45 in that video is particularly powerful and chilling.

js2Jul 9, 2026
> Every now and then, I know you'll never be the boy you always wanted to be. But every now and then, I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am. Every now and then, I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wondrous as you. Every now and then, I know there's nothing any better. There's nothing that I just wouldn't do.

Well, I never knew this till now:

> With 'Total Eclipse of the Heart', I was trying to come up with a love song and I remembered I actually wrote that to be a vampire love song. Its original title was 'Vampires in Love' because I was working on a musical of Nosferatu, the other great vampire story. If anyone listens to the lyrics, they're really like vampire lines. It's all about the darkness, the power of darkness and love's place in the dark.

https://genius.com/Bonnie-tyler-total-eclipse-of-the-heart-l...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Eclipse_of_the_Heart

wigsterJul 9, 2026
I went to the Reading Rock Festival back in the 80s. she was viewed very much as middle of the road and when she came on, got roundly booed and many bottles of nefarious liquids were tossed at her and the band.

she and they were total pros, shrugged it off, she hurled some abuse back and within a couple of songs had the crowd eating out of the palm of her hand.

RIP Bonnie. A class act.

madcaptenorJul 9, 2026
"Strong Songs" podcast breaking down Total Eclipse of The Heart: https://strongsongspodcast.com/blogs/episodes/s07e06-total-e...
gwbas1cJul 9, 2026
This broke my heart:

> Despite coming from a big, musical family, Tyler and Sullivan never had children.

> I absolutely adore children.

> I did have a miscarriage when I was 40, I left it too late, you know?

I feel like, if you get into that situation, try to adopt or become a foster parent.

throw7Jul 9, 2026
This isn't hacker news... but whatever i guess.
falkuallJul 9, 2026
I saw her around this time last year in munich... it was a great show and even tough i didn't grow up in the 80's im a fan! Rest in Peace Bonnie!
autoJul 9, 2026
Just as good a time as ever to post one of my favorite classic deep YouTube video's, Hurra Torpedo's cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart.

Slightly NSFW, some plumber's crack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ

shevy-javaJul 9, 2026
That's sad. She had such a distinct, unique voice.
paulirwinJul 9, 2026
My two-year-old son had started saying "turn around" in a sing-song kind of way several months back, and thus my wife and I, both babies of the 80s, had to start singing the song whenever he would do it. It became a fun thing that my son enjoys more than we do. That turned into regularly playing this song (and its covers) in the living room. We just did this again a few nights ago because he loves the song so much and requests it now.

RIP Bonnie.

xhkkffbfJul 9, 2026
And this is another good time to remember Jim Steinman, the genius who brought us "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and many of Meatloaf's greatest hits.

https://jimsteinman.com/charts.htm

petcatJul 9, 2026
Celine Dion, Air Supply.

Bonnie Tyler's Holding Out for a Hero. This list goes on. The guy was a prolific rock composer genius.

nephihahaJul 9, 2026
"It's a Heartache" is a very moving song. RIP.
mavelikaraJul 9, 2026
+1 - one of my favorite songs of all time. Rod Stewart-esque than Stewart himself on this one.
TuringNYCJul 9, 2026
her hit song, along with the nikki french dance remix have been on my coding playlist for 30yrs!
buoJul 9, 2026
For those into metal: I like this cover by Exit Eden: https://youtu.be/AD6VAZFHWLY