I'm laughing so hard at the video, I imagine this is what browsing the web is like for the elderly that barely know how to use a computer. Can someone do this in Chrome?
Eddy_Viscosity2•Apr 10, 2026
Where is the video, I scanned through and only saw still images.
rented_mule•Apr 10, 2026
It's inline. Search the page for (and heed): epilepsy warning
xg15•Apr 11, 2026
Also enable sound. I think that video might even be better to listen to than to watch it...
This will make a good office prank for those that leave their desktops unlocked and unattended.
lucasmullens•Apr 11, 2026
For some reason that metal pipe sound was a meme a few years ago, a picture of a pipe and that sound has 5 million views on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLmYZ5HqgM
walrus01•Apr 11, 2026
If you turn loose a completely untrained person to click yes/accept/download/OK/I agree on every type of user interface popup, particularly a person who has no ability to distinguish between a user interface question presented by the operating system itself and something inside of a browser window, that's what you'll get...
RussianCow•Apr 11, 2026
I have a vivid memory of once looking over someone's shoulder in the IE days and being horrified to see toolbars taking up about 80% of the available screen real estate, leaving only maybe 150-200 pixels of vertical space for actual web browsing. I have no idea how they got anything done, and my guess was they never actually used any of the installed toolbars and just thought that was normal.
weird-eye-issue•Apr 11, 2026
I have this memory too lol. I was really quite young but it's like a core memory. Similar to when a middle school teacher told me about Firefox and I discovered tabs.
walthamstow•Apr 11, 2026
You can see this today on macOS. I see people with this at work all the time. The defaults have quite inflated scaling and the dock at the bottom. The vertical space left for a website after the address bar is hardly anything.
girvo•Apr 11, 2026
I’m aware, that’s exactly what my grandfathers (rest in peace grandpa, I miss you) IE window looked and felt like in the early 2010s!
Shadowmist•Apr 11, 2026
You can just say AI
abustamam•Apr 11, 2026
I was recently doing some maintenance on my mom's iPhone SE and was quite shocked at how many random apps she had installed. Random forums, shopping apps, etc. Bespoke mobile app wrappers for simple web apps may be the new 'toolbar' or 'browser extension'
amelius•Apr 11, 2026
That will be one hell of a bug report.
m132•Apr 11, 2026
Loved the brutal realization that came when the seemingly broken Extensions button the author was mashing for solid 30 seconds turned out to be a fake, extension-supplied one. One... of three.
xg15•Apr 11, 2026
There was also a nice dramatic arc to it, with the browser first (seemingly) behaving normally, then starting with a few scattered theme switches, then going increasingly off the rails as more and more extensions start up.
Also the metal pipe.
xnorswap•Apr 10, 2026
This article is wonderful crazy.
The icing on the cake is the discovery of a potential performance bug in one or more of the about: pages, that's definitely worthy of following up.
ryanisnan•Apr 10, 2026
Dang this is so good. Well done.
username135•Apr 10, 2026
"I got basically all the extensions with this, making everything I did before this look really stupid."
I geel this on a deep personal level.
lapcat•Apr 10, 2026
> It turns out there’s only 84 thousand Firefox extensions.
On addons.mozilla.org, but you can distribute Firefox extensions without posting on addons.mozilla.org. I do.
tech234a•Apr 11, 2026
Other examples I recall when looking into this: Zotero browser connector for Firefox, Chrome Remote Desktop for Firefox (I think it adds a few features for connections to remote desktops)
pndy•Apr 11, 2026
I'm pretty sure that there were much more XUL and XPCOM extensions back then +10 years ago before mozilla pulled out the plug for that platform and moved to WebExtensions
layer8•Apr 10, 2026
> I did some research to find why this took so long. 13 years ago, extensions.json used to be extensions.sqlite. Nowadays, extensions.json is serialized and rewritten in full on every write debounced to 20 ms, which works fine for 15 extensions but not 84,194.
Occasionally, databases are useful. ;)
Waterluvian•Apr 11, 2026
This is probably a good example of the opposite. It would be a mistake to design for the fleetingly rare case. If you’re dealing with a handful of extensions, a json file that’s rewritten is fine.
HPsquared•Apr 11, 2026
In an ideal world, software with 100 million users would be optimised for energy usage. It all adds up. This does pale in comparison to everything else, though.
shakna•Apr 11, 2026
But the software already has multiple database systems built in. There's not exactly overhead to use what plumbing is already there, instead of writing to disk.
estimator7292•Apr 11, 2026
Easier for a user to edit.
Chaosvex•Apr 11, 2026
Firefox is absolutely abysmal at not corrupting its JSON stores, too. I've had it crash and lose tabs so many times. Perhaps moving back to SQLite wouldn't be a bad idea.
I had to recover somebody's bookmarks for them recently after it decided to destroy the main copy.
mockingloris•Apr 11, 2026
> I had to recover somebody's bookmarks for them recently after it decided to destroy the main copy.
@Chaosvex curious how you did that.
Chaosvex•Apr 11, 2026
Thankfully, it makes backups inside the profile folder and has a bookmarks file import option that'll accept them.
It does the same for session tabs (minus the import options) but that never seems to actually work.
proactivesvcs•Apr 11, 2026
"In terms of implementation, the most interesting one is “Іron Wаllеt” (the I, a, and e are Cyrillic). Three seconds after install, it fetches the phishing page’s URL from the first record of a NocoDB spreadsheet and opens it [...] The API key had write access, so I wiped the spreadsheet."
methodist•Apr 11, 2026
The extension is actually still up: hxxps://addons[.]mozilla[.]org/en-US/firefox/addon/%D1%96ron-w%D0%B0ll%D0%B5t/
thephyber•Apr 11, 2026
Did you just admit to a CFAA violation?
weird-eye-issue•Apr 11, 2026
What do you mean by "you"? Do you know what quotes are?
sunaookami•Apr 11, 2026
Won't someone think of the poor phishers!
prmoustache•Apr 11, 2026
Blatant USDefaultism
thegdsks•Apr 11, 2026
Good Luck Remembering all those icons.. Amazing
walrus01•Apr 11, 2026
In general concept this reminds me a bit of adding every possible installer .EXE based Internet Explorer browser toolbar to Windows 98
I used it on my old pc, but I don't buy still that regularly online so I guess I forgot to reinstall it again. Also it is outdated by now as the domain list hasn't updated in two years.
benlimanto•Apr 11, 2026
At least you put effort into it and break it.
Yet Dr.B extension keep balooning and getting crazier day by day!
Now as I write this, it has 97 extensions from prior 84 extension
Man, how many slop will he keep putting out there.
3abiton•Apr 11, 2026
> Dr. B is the king of slop, with 84 extensions published, all of them vibe coded.
> How do I know? Most of their extensions has a README.md in them describing their process of getting these through addon review, and mention Grok 3. Also, not a single one of them have icons or screenshots.
> Personally, I’m shocked this number is this low. I expected to see some developers with hundreds!
This is really surprising. Either because Firefox is not that popular ir mozilla has an automatic filter?
mmsc•Apr 11, 2026
The website of this blog and their connections listed are a sight to behold. I miss that version of the internet.
mid-kid•Apr 11, 2026
Seeing this article, and how much webextensions manage to mess up the browser, I'm wondering how bad this experiment would've been with the legacy XUL extensions. Maybe they had a point in getting rid of them...
egeozcan•Apr 11, 2026
In this blog post: Let's Game It Out[1] meets web browsing.
This obviously showcases that Firefox needs to work on their support for having all browser extensions at once. Users want and need this.
Avamander•Apr 11, 2026
I would suspect that some of the slowdown that the author encountered does occur with even a dozen or so add-ons. Why else would Firefox bother you about resetting your profile if you haven't returned in a while?
curioussquirrel•Apr 11, 2026
Absolutely unhinged and very entertaining. Thanks for sharing!
This article is interesting but hard to read in certain places because it contains distracting information.
Better to organize it into main findings and side stories.
xg15•Apr 11, 2026
The eternal tension between "this service mesh is completely overengineered for our usecase" and "our broker is far to slow for our 84.205 microservices"...
m132•Apr 11, 2026
Brings back the memories of using Internet Explorer when every other installer was fighting for toolbar space!
Every Internet café had at least 2, with Ask.com, Google, Yahoo and later on, Bing being the main contenders.
xg15•Apr 11, 2026
> I did some research to find why this took so long. 13 years ago, extensions.json used to be extensions.sqlite. Nowadays, extensions.json is serialized and rewritten in full on every write debounced to 20 ms, which works fine for 15 extensions but not 84,194.
I'm slightly worried how they arrived at that debounce value. Which extensions need to write to extensions.json continuously, several times a second?
Someone•Apr 11, 2026
I don’t think extensions ever write that file; Firefox writes it whenever its in-memory set of installed extensions is updated.
When Firefox finds new extensions, it updates the in-memory set for each of them.
In the typical case that series of updates will be small, and the denounce makes it likely the file gets written only once.
Kholin•Apr 11, 2026
Firefox should provide an option to disable the auto popup pages after any extension installed.
majkinetor•Apr 11, 2026
What is amazing is that Firefox can actually run at all with that many extensions installed.
anthk•Apr 11, 2026
GNU Abrowser and Icecat both point to a curated list of FLOSS licensed extensions.
danlitt•Apr 11, 2026
Is the scraping code available? (in order to regenerate the dataset later)
rossdavidh•Apr 11, 2026
My favorite line: "I got basically all the extensions with this, making everything I did before this look really stupid."
Not at all; all good developers succeed by finding ways to make their past work look unnecessarily complicated.
alberto-m•Apr 11, 2026
Really great writing and interesting experiment! I love the small details like the “clueless user”-style crash report in the `about:telemetry` section (“it just crashed out of nowhere”)
butterlesstoast•Apr 11, 2026
I got so much joy out of seeing it take 32 gigs of RAM. Bravo.
evolve2k•Apr 11, 2026
I’d like to image with a bit more work, the Firefox core dev team funding this into a CI test and chipping aaay at performance both of Firefox and policies around what goes in the store. Better scanners when extensizoms are unplosded would likely suppprt big gains in removing the poorest quality stuff here and addressing what is leaking memory and is over resource hungry.
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https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/random-metal-...
Also the metal pipe.
The icing on the cake is the discovery of a potential performance bug in one or more of the about: pages, that's definitely worthy of following up.
I geel this on a deep personal level.
On addons.mozilla.org, but you can distribute Firefox extensions without posting on addons.mozilla.org. I do.
Occasionally, databases are useful. ;)
I had to recover somebody's bookmarks for them recently after it decided to destroy the main copy.
@Chaosvex curious how you did that.
It does the same for session tabs (minus the import options) but that never seems to actually work.
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fz...
https://fergido.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/too...
> We turned on crash reporting on the way.
I haven't burst out laughing like this in a while! You'll probably make for some horror stories to a poor Mozilla team.
EDIT: if they still have the profile they can actually find the crash ID for their crash report: https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/troubleshoot-firefox-cr...
Chrome Web Store has something similar: https://chromewebstore.google.com/sitemap
And Edge: https://microsoftedge.microsoft.com/sitemap.xml
I quickly wrote up how: https://www.arnevogel.com/firefox-permissions/
Yet Dr.B extension keep balooning and getting crazier day by day!
Now as I write this, it has 97 extensions from prior 84 extension
Man, how many slop will he keep putting out there.
This is really surprising. Either because Firefox is not that popular ir mozilla has an automatic filter?
[1]: https://www.letsgameitout.tv/
Better to organize it into main findings and side stories.
Every Internet café had at least 2, with Ask.com, Google, Yahoo and later on, Bing being the main contenders.
I'm slightly worried how they arrived at that debounce value. Which extensions need to write to extensions.json continuously, several times a second?
When Firefox finds new extensions, it updates the in-memory set for each of them.
In the typical case that series of updates will be small, and the denounce makes it likely the file gets written only once.
Not at all; all good developers succeed by finding ways to make their past work look unnecessarily complicated.