Arm AGI CPU(newsroom.arm.com)
238 pointsby RealityVoidMar 24, 2026

39 Comments

RealityVoidMar 24, 2026
Arm apparently now sells their own CPU's.
throwa356262Mar 24, 2026
AGI = Agentic AI Infrastructure

In case you were thinking about some other abbreviation...

RealityVoidMar 24, 2026
It's... really something. Not good. Something.
lupajzMar 24, 2026
I mean, they could at least use AI to figure out how to name their AI product.
foolproofplanMar 24, 2026
maybe they did and why they got this slop?
_ache_Mar 24, 2026
They did ask AI if AGI what a great name. It said that it was the greatest name possible. It's bold, aspirational, and ... polarizing?!

Oh god! Mistral tell me it's highly polarizing, will make the buzz and it's risky but anyway people will know that ARM is doing CPU again now (maybe I did put too many context).

embedding-shapeMar 24, 2026
> I work at ARM, we're launching a new CPU optimized for LLM usage. We're thinking of calling it "Arm Agentic AI Infrastructure CPU", or "Arm AGI CPU" for short. Do you think this is a good idea?

> No. I would not use it as the product name. “AGI CPU” will be read as artificial general intelligence, not “agentic AI infrastructure,” so it invites confusion and sounds hypey.

To bad these executives seemingly don't have access to ChatGPT.

hootzMar 24, 2026
What a terrible, terrible name.
ux266478Mar 24, 2026
I think this is a poetic encapsulation of the AI industry at this point. A beautifully poignant vignette.
AerroonMar 24, 2026
charcircuitMar 24, 2026
AGI stands for Artificial General Intelligence.
hagbard_cMar 24, 2026
Are you sure it doesn't stand for Advanced Guessing Instrument? That's what the result often seem to indicate after all.
lock1Mar 24, 2026
Pretty sure it stands for "Artificial abbreviation & hype GeneratIon" nowadays
SilverElfinMar 24, 2026
They pathetically don’t mention what it stands for anywhere in this press release. Deceptive marketing at worst, shameless AI-washing at best.
WhrRTheBaboonsMar 24, 2026
I would've went for Agentic Neural Infrastructure personally

ARMANI for short /s

esafakMar 24, 2026
The coast is clear to come up with your own expansion for AI!
conductrMar 24, 2026
Missed opportunity to call it AAII and market it as twice as powerful as regular AI.
flopsamjetsamMar 24, 2026
A^2I^2 or (AI)^2
jayd16Mar 24, 2026
We put AI in our AI so the AI is already baked in.
artyomMar 24, 2026
Not bait at all
monegatorMar 24, 2026
what lenghts are they going to, just to say we have achieved AGI... now who's moving the goalpost?
bee_riderMar 24, 2026
It’s like they decided to moon all the onlookers while jumping the shark…

I don’t know if it was intentional or they were so far out over their skis that they got their bathing suit caught, but it’s impressive either way.

ww520Mar 24, 2026
Should have called it A^3I^2 - Arm Agentic Artificial Intelligence Infrastructure.
kaszankaMar 24, 2026
Is it AGentIc ai infrastructure? Or AGentic aI infrastructure? Or AGentic ai Infrastructure?

I expected better from the people who brought us the ARM architecture, with A, R and M profiles.

nurettinMar 24, 2026
I was wondering who convinced ARM to manufacture hardware. Turns out it was Meta.
redwoodMar 24, 2026
Fabless. Like AMD and Nvidia. So I would think about it more as branding and packaging than Manufacturing
anvuongMar 24, 2026
Huh, many companies use TSMC, in fact, probably all of them use TSMC, including Intel, yet there are only a few who dominates in performance. There are much more in designing chips than what you just listed.
i_am_a_peasantMar 24, 2026
Intel uses its own fabs for certain IP, tsmc for others yeah. As far as I've seen the latest greatest Panther Lake that stuff is made in intel's arizona fabs.
IshKebabMar 24, 2026
There's a big difference between just providing IP and actually doing the physical design, manufacturing and packaging. You can't just send your RTL to TSMC and magically get packaged chips back.

I haven't ever ordered an ARM SoC but I also wouldn't be surprised if there were significant parts that they left up to integrators before - PLLs, pads, SRAM etc.

walterbellMar 24, 2026
Nuvia/Qualcomm lawsuit and Softbank.
cmrdporcupineMar 24, 2026
Now if only they would go back to being "Acorn RISC Machines" and make a nice desktop home computer again...

One can dream.

wmfMar 24, 2026
DGX Spark is pretty nice. It could be cheaper if they removed the NIC though.
cmrdporcupineMar 24, 2026
I have the ASUS variant. I like it well enough.

I see the NIC as a form of future proofing, but we'll see.

My Ryzen 9 mini-PC from 2 years ago outperforms this thing in raw CPU Though.

vova_hn2Mar 24, 2026
I found this article extremely frustrating to read. Maybe I lack some required prior knowledge and I am not the target audience for this.

> built on the Arm Neoverse platform

What the heck is "Arm Neoverse"? No explanation given, link leads to website in Chinese. Using Firefox translating tool doesn't help much:

> Arm Neoverse delivers the best performance from the cloud to the edge

What? This is just a pile of buzzwords, it doesn't mean anything.

The article doesn't seem to contain any information on how much it costs or any performance benchmarks to compare it with other CPUs. It's all just marketing slop, basically.

nicoburnsMar 24, 2026
> The ARM Neoverse is a group of 64-bit ARM processor cores licensed by Arm Holdings. The cores are intended for datacenter, edge computing, and high-performance computing use. The group consists of ARM Neoverse V-Series, ARM Neoverse N-Series, and ARM Neoverse E-Series.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARM_Neoverse

snek_caseMar 24, 2026
I feel like this is most products in the AI space lately. More marketing fuzz than substance. Hard to figure out what thing even does.
papichulo2023Mar 24, 2026
What does "Built for rack-scale agentic efficiency" even means?
ray_vMar 24, 2026
We just say words now that sound good for marketing but have no real meaning.
girvoMar 24, 2026
> now

I’d argue we have always done that, and in fact it’s basically the definition of marketing!

varispeedMar 24, 2026
It's a code sentence for let's go to the utility room to cross pollinate ideas.
r_leeMar 24, 2026
I was gonna say just big DCs in marketing yap but really wtf does that mean?
otabdeveloper4Mar 24, 2026
It's when LLM agents are inefficient that you need a whole rack of servers to get shit done.
sdwvitMar 24, 2026
Translation: “Can you give us some money pretty please?”
inerteMar 24, 2026
It's volume of tokens consumed x number of agents x rack space. Basically agentic computation density.
thewebguydMar 24, 2026
Big "but mongodb is web scale" vibes
throwa356262Mar 24, 2026
If you read past the marketing talk, this is basically a massively multicore system (136) with significantly reduced power usage (300W).

Where does Agentic come into this? ARMs explanation is that future Agentic workloads will be both CPU and GPU bound thus the need for significant CPU efficiency.

anizanMar 24, 2026
Lots of isolated firecracker instances for openclaw like agents.
nukerMar 24, 2026
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_many_angels_can_dance_on_t...

yabutlivnWoodsMar 24, 2026
How fun would it be if due to improved chips handling more model state RAM needs are reduced and Sama cannot make all those RAM purchases he booked?

VC without a degree who has no grasp of hardware engineering failed up when all he had to do was noodle numbers in an Excel sheet.

He is so far behind the hardware scene he thinks its sitting still and RAM requirements will be a nice linear path to AGI. Not if new chips optimized for model streaming crater RAM needs.

Hilarious how last decades software geniuses are being revealed as incompetent finance engineers whose success was all due to ZIRP offering endless runway.

gtoweyMar 24, 2026
The thing they are good at is bullshitting and selling hype. Which we see here doesn't mean they are actually going to be good at running a business. Smart leaders understand they are not omnipotent and omniscient so they surround themselves who know how to get things done. Weak, narcissist leaders think they're the smartest one in the room and fail.

Unfortunately failing upwards is still somehow common, probably because the skill of parting fools from their money is still valuable.

thereitgoes456Mar 24, 2026
No, he is also good at networking. When OpenAI was mission-driven and Sam was more respected, he could convince the most talented people to work for him.

Now the talent is going to other places for a variety of reasons, not all due to Sam (one of which is little room for options to grow). However it’s hard to believe his tanking reputation is not badly hurting the company. Other than Jakub and Greg, I believe there are not many top tier people left, those in top positions are there because they are yes-men to Sam.

mhjklMar 24, 2026
What RAM? OpenAI booked the silicon wafers, they can print anything they want on them. I wouldn't call them "far behind" on hardware when OpenAI are actively buying Cerebras chips.
yabutlivnWoodsMar 24, 2026
Yes exactly; he is behind in that he has to buy others chips with little say on how they work.

Apple and Google control their own designs.

Sama is 100% an outsider, merely a customer. The chip insiders are onto his effort to pivot out of meme-stock hyping, into owning a chunk of their fiefdom. They laughed off his claims a couple years ago as insane VC gibberish (third hand paraphrase from social network in chip and hardware land).

No way he can pivot and print whatever. Relative to hardware industry he is one of those programmers who can say just enough to get an interview but whiffs the code challenge.

He has no idea where the bleeding edge is so he will just release dated designs. Chip IP is a moat.

Plus a bunch of RAM companies would be left hanging; no orders, no wafers. Sama risks being Jimmy Hoffa'd imploding the asset values of other billionaires.

rvzMar 24, 2026
Meta are heavily invested in building their own chips with ARM to reduce their reliance on Nvidia as everyone is going after their (Nvidia) data center revenues.

This is why Meta acquired a chip startup for this reason [0] months ago.

[0] https://www.reuters.com/business/meta-buy-chip-startup-rivos...

mklMar 24, 2026
This is like naming your kid World President Smith.
rboydMar 24, 2026
This could work. Right? https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2002-12744-001

My realtor's last name is House

IshKebabMar 24, 2026
Reporting bias.
conductrMar 24, 2026
> Studies 1-5 showed that people are disproportionately likely to live in places whose names resemble their own first or last names (e.g., people named Louis are disproportionately likely to live in St. Louis).

When I lived in Austin, it seemed like a third of boys born were being named Austin. I presume many of them will end up living there as adults but not because of this particular bias, because they were raised there and have family’s there seems to be a more likely driver.

chrisweeklyMar 24, 2026
"Nominative determinism" is everywhere once you look for it. My vet's last name is McStay.
krrrhMar 24, 2026
I just listened to an interview with Carl Trueman about his new book which criticizes transhumanism.
technothrasherMar 24, 2026
> Studies 1-5 showed that people are disproportionately likely to live in places whose names resemble their own first or last names

There are several cities in the US that share my last name. I don't live near any of them.

> Study 6 extended this finding to birthday number preferences.

D'oh!

tombertMar 24, 2026
My urologist, and I swear I'm not making this up, has the last name "Wiener".
hn_acc1Mar 24, 2026
Seems more likely this falls under the replication crisis umbrella. My wife's favorite numbers are my birthday (mm-dd), which is a small reason she fell in love with me. Neither of those numbers are related to her birthday. My favorite number(s) do not overlap with my birthday. Maybe my mm-dd values just aren't low enough, like 02-02?
SilverElfinMar 24, 2026
Call this an “AGI CPU” just feels like the most out of touch, terrible marketing possible. Maybe this is unfair but it makes me think ARM as a whole is incompetent just because it is so tasteless.

> Arm has additionally partnered with Supermicro on a liquid-cooled 200kW design capable of housing 336 Arm AGI CPUs for over 45,000 cores.

Also just bad timing on trying to brag about a partnership with Supermicro, after a founder was just indicted on charges of smuggling Nvidia GPUs. Just bizarre to mention them at all.

steve1977Mar 24, 2026
I think the interesting bit is actually this:

For the first time in our more than 35-year history, Arm is delivering its own silicon products

lenerdenatorMar 24, 2026
What would be the real advantage of doing that?
brcmthrowawayMar 24, 2026
Do they need to higher Design Verification engineers for this?

Thats a huge cost compared to the average RTL jockey

lizknopeMar 24, 2026
ARM already had tons of DV engineers. No company would license the RTL or any IP unless it has already been run through millions of simulations in DV.
joshstrangeMar 24, 2026
Agreed, it will be _very_ interesting to see what waves this causes. It would be like TSMC deciding to make and sell their own CPUs, now ARM is directly competing with some of their clients.
jballancMar 24, 2026
Eh, I'm not so sure it'll be that big a deal. The whole supply chain is so twisted and tangled all the way up and down. Shuffling out one piece doesn't seem like it will, on its own, be so major. Samsung made the chips for the iPhone, then made their own phone, then Apple designed their own chips made by TSMC, now Apple is exploring the possibility of having Samsung make those chips again.

Also, it takes a willful ignorance of history for ARM to claim this is the first time they've manufactured hardware. I mean, maaaaybe, teeeeechnically that's true, but ARM was the Acorn RISC Machine, and Acorn was in the hardware business...at least as much as Apple was for the first iPhone.

spooshspanMar 24, 2026
Technically right is the best kind of right … right?

I don’t think ARM Ltd have ever done a deal to deliver finished chips to a customer for production use.

They’ve made test silicon and dev. boards.

They designed arguably the first ever SoC (for Acorn) in the form of the ARM250 but Acorn bought the chips from VLSI not ARM.

Not aware of an exception to this rule until now.

HerbManicMar 24, 2026
I can imagine a lot of ARM engineers being frustrated at seeing their cores being used in stupid ways for decades to finally flex what they can do (outside of Apple).
djmipsMar 24, 2026
But really how different is TSMC than VLSI making the ARM1? By your logic I would say that ARM has already delivered it's own silicon product.
aurareturnMar 24, 2026
This is just a Neoverse CPU that Arm will manufacture themselves at TSMC and then sell directly to customers.

It isn't an "AI" CPU. There is nothing AI about it. There is nothing about it that makes it more AI than Graviton, Epyc, Xeon, etc.

This was already revealed in the Qualcomm vs Arm lawsuit a few years ago. Qualcomm accused Arm of planning to sell their CPUs directly instead of just licensing. Arm's CEO at the time denied it. Qualcomm ends up being right.

I wrote a post here on why Arm is doing this and why now: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47032932

benobMar 24, 2026
This reminds me of Intel talking about faster web browsing with the new Pentium
jasoneckertMar 24, 2026
This was exactly my first thought when I saw the title. And after reading the contents of the blog, it's pretty clear that ARM is laser focused on getting a piece of their customer's cake by competing with them. This is likely why they are riding the AI hype train hard with their ill-suited name (AGI).

Unfortunately for them, I think hardware vendors will see past the hype. They'll only buy the platform if it is very competitively priced (i.e., much cheaper) since fortune favours long-lived platforms and organizations like Apple and Qualcomm.

raframMar 24, 2026
AGI (Agentic AI Infrastructure) is joining CSS (Compute Subsystems) in their lineup, apparently. Who’s naming this stuff?
LollipopYakuzaMar 24, 2026
So Artificial General Intelligence and Cascading Style Sheets are not joining forces?
raframMar 24, 2026
Always have been :)
lenerdenatorMar 24, 2026
If there's ever a singularity as a result of AGI, it will likely look at CSS and decide that extermination is simply too good for the human race.
LikesPwshMar 24, 2026
The same people who abbreviate "generative" AI in a way that misleadingly conflates it with "general" AI.

Fraud is just the default lifestyle of marketers.

twostorytowerMar 24, 2026
And the stock is down >2% today
jeffbeeMar 24, 2026
Many of these words are unexplained. "Memory and I/O on the same die". Oh? What does this mean? All of the DRAM in the photo/render is still on sticks. Do they mean the memory controller? Or is there an embedded DRAM component?
ahokaMar 24, 2026
All processors have memory on the same die.
jeffbeeMar 24, 2026
How much, what kind, and what is your source?

All mainstream server CPUs have a megabyte or two of SRAM on a core, of course.

midnightdieselMar 24, 2026
What a product name choice! I wasn’t expecting ARM to pivot to selling snake oil.
josemanuelMar 24, 2026
Interesting that Jensen Huang joined in the congratulations for this new product!
torusleMar 24, 2026
ARM riding the "everything is AI" train.

So sad.

DeathArrowMar 24, 2026
Now every product will have the AI buzzword in it's name, just like 25 years ago product names started with letter e, from electronic.

So we will see AI Toilet Paper launching in the next months.

bt1aMar 24, 2026
Oh wow already in use by Meta, OpenAI, and more ?? https://www.arm.com/products/cloud-datacenter/arm-agi-cpu/ec...

The TDP to memory bandwidth& capacity ratio form these blades is in a class of its own, yes?

bobmcnamaraMar 24, 2026
6GB/s/core

That's...not much right? Maybe it's a lot times N-cores? But I really hope each individual core isn't limited to that.

Edit: 17 minutes to sum RAM?

jeffbeeMar 24, 2026
It isn't obvious to me that they intended to give this as the maximum single-core performance, or just the proportional share of 844GB/s across 136 cores. Implementations of Neoverse V2 by Nvidia and Amazon hit 20-30GB/s in single-threaded work.
myhfMar 24, 2026
finally, a CPU capable of making API calls to cloud providers
ahmedfromtunisMar 24, 2026
Poor TSMC (and ASML)! They were already struggling with capacity to fulfill orders from their established customers. With ARM now joining the party, I don't know how they're going to cope.

Edit: The new CPU will be built with the soon-to-be-former leading edge process of 3nm lithography.

bigyabaiMar 24, 2026
TSMC has multiple fabs being constructed, they'll be okay. The biggest losers here are AMD, Intel and Apple who will be forced to pay AI-hype prices to mass-produce boring consumer hardware.
tombertMar 24, 2026
The name of this CPU is bordering on securities fraud. When people see the term "AGI" now, they are assuming "Artificial General Intelligence", not "Agentic AI Infrastructure".

Of course people don't realize that, and people will buy ARM stock thinking they've cracked AGI. The people running Arm absolutely know this, so this name is what we in the industry call a "lie".

alfalfasproutMar 24, 2026
the whole AI space is rife with much worse example of what could be considered securities fraud tbh
monegatorMar 24, 2026
In case you haven't noticed, this whole thing has been a grift since 2022. It's kind of amazing that nobody thought of making AGI processors before
torginusMar 24, 2026
Considering AGI has been degraded into a generic feelgood marketing word, I can't wait to get my AGI-scented deodorant.
SecretDreamsMar 24, 2026
> I can't wait to get my AGI-scented deodorant.

Old spice for me, thanks!

bensyversonMar 24, 2026
You can already drink AGI! Oh sorry, AG1. The resemblance must be a complete coincidence.
krogenxMar 24, 2026
Pretty sure in that case AG stands for Athletic Greens.

I think the name change also came before the AI hype.

BLKNSLVRMar 24, 2026
AGI: Attorney General Intelligence.

I believe Arm probably has cracked this very low bar.

parl_matchMar 24, 2026
> The resemblance must be a complete coincidence.

I don't know why so many people are willing to descend into flippant, lazy conspiracy instead of a 7 second Google search before making a claim?

AG1 was started in 2010 by a police officer from New Zealand and AG stands for Athletic Greens.

There is a fair amount of controversy around the company's claims, so I suppose that is one symmetry between AG1 and AGI.

bensyversonMar 24, 2026
Not a conspiracy, and I know the history—just a joke. The current branding sure looks like AGI if you're not looking closely (or maybe I just read too much hn)
bogzzMar 24, 2026
Oh, is that what they're implementing in schools? No, wait, that was A1, probably the sauce.
UcalegonMar 24, 2026
Marketing is marketing, nothing about it was ever about being factual when there is a total addressable market to go after and dollars to be made! This is inline with much of the other marketing that exists in the AI space as it stands now, not mention the use of AGI within the space as it stands currently.
tombertMar 24, 2026
Sure, but there are plenty of cases where a deceptive name has been considered enough to at least warrant an investigation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp.

I'm not saying anything is going to happen, ARM holdings has a lot more money and lawyers than Long Blockchain did, but I'm just saying that it's not weird to think that a deceptive name could be considered false advertising.

UcalegonMar 24, 2026
That would not hold up considering that they consistently use 'agentic' in their press release and make no mention of 'artificial general intelligence'. Just because two things have the same acronym does not mean that they stand for the same thing. Marketing being cheeky is not a crime.
tombertMar 24, 2026
It's not "being cheeky". They know that the holy grail for AI is AGI. They know that people are going to see the acronym AGI and assume Artificial General Intelligence. They know that people aren't going to read the full article.

This isn't just a crass joke or a pun, it's outright deception. I'm not a lawyer, maybe it wouldn't hold up in court, but you cannot convince me that they aren't doing this on purpose.

UcalegonMar 24, 2026
of course they did it on purpose but thats not illegal. They are not at fault for individuals not reading what the acronym stands for and the intent that they place within the press release, which is very, very clear. They are not obligated or liable for others lack of due diligence.
bhoustonMar 24, 2026
If you showed someone what our computers can do with the latest LLMs now to someone 5 years ago they would probably say it sure looks a lot like AGI.

We have to keep defining AGI upwards or nitpick it to show that we haven't achieved it.

I would argue that LLMs are actually smarter than the majority of humans right now. LLMs do not have quite the agency that humans have, but their intelligence is pretty decent.

We don't have clear ASI yet, but we definitely are in a AGI-era.

I think we are missing an ego/motiviations in the AGI and them having self-sufficiency independent of us, but that is just a bit of engineering that would actually make them more dangerous, it isn't really a significant scientific hurdle.

tombertMar 24, 2026
Ok, but it's not AGI. People five years ago would have been wrong. People who don't have all the information are often wrong about things.

ETA:

You updated your comment, which is fine but I wanted to reply to your points.

> I would argue that LLMs are actually smarter than the majority of humans right now. LLMs do not have quite the agency that humans have, but their intelligence is pretty decent.

I would actually argue that they are decidedly not smarter than even dumb humans right now. They're useful but they are glorified text predictors. Yes, they have more individual facts memorized than the average person but that's not the same thing; Wikipedia, even before LLMs also had many more facts than the average person but you wouldn't say that Wikipedia is "smarter" than a human because that doesn't make sense.

Intelligence isn't just about memorizing facts, it's about reasoning. The recent Esolang benchmarks indicate that these LLMs are actually pretty bad at that.

> We don't have clear ASI yet, but we definitely are in a AGI-era.

Nah, not really.

bhoustonMar 24, 2026
> They're useful but they are glorified text predictors.

There is a long history of people arguing that intelligence is actually the ability to predict accurately.

https://www.explainablestartup.com/2017/06/why-prediction-is...

> Intelligence isn't just about memorizing facts, it's about reasoning.

Initially, LLMs were basically intuitive predictors, but with chain of thought and more recently agentic experimentation, we do have reasoning in our LLMs that is quite human like.

That said, there is definitely a biased towards training set material, but that is also the case with the large majority of humans.

For the Esoland benchmarks, I would be curious how much adding a SKILLS.md file for each language would boost performance?

I am pretty confidence that we are in the AGI era. It is unsettling and I think it gives people cognitive dissonance so we want to deny it and nitpick it, etc.

tombertMar 24, 2026
> There is a long history of people arguing that intelligence is actually the ability to predict accurately.

There sure is, and in psychological circles that it appears that there's an argument that that is not the case.

https://gwern.net/doc/psychology/linguistics/2024-fedorenko....

> Initially, LLMs were basically intuitive predictors, but with chain of thought and more recently agentic experimentation, we do have reasoning in our LLMs that is quite human like.

If you handwave the details away, then sure it's very human like, though the reasoning models just kind of feed the dialog back to itself to get something more accurate. I use Claude code like everyone else, and it will get stuck on the strangest details that humans actively wouldn't.

> For the Esoland benchmarks, I would be curious how much adding a SKILLS.md file for each language would boost performance?

Tough to say since I haven't done it, though I suspect it wouldn't help much, since there's still basically no training data for advanced programs in these languages.

> I am pretty confidence that we are in the AGI era. It is unsettling and I think it gives people cognitive dissonance so we want to deny it and nitpick it, etc.

Even if you're right about this being the AGI era, that doesn't mean that current models are AGI, at least not yet. It feels like you're actively trying to handwave away details.

bhoustonMar 24, 2026
> though the reasoning models just kind of feed the dialog back to itself to get something more accurate.

Much of our reasoning is based on stimulating our sensory organs, either via imagination (self-stimulation of our visual system) or via subvocalization (self-stimulation of our auditory system), etc.

> it will get stuck on the strangest details that humans actively wouldn't.

It isn't a human. It is AGI, not HGI.

> It feels like you're actively trying to handwave away details.

Maybe. I don't think so though.

AloisiusMar 24, 2026
> There is a long history of people arguing that intelligence is actually the ability to predict accurately.

That page describes a few recent CS people in AI arguing intelligence is being able to predict accurately which is like carpenters declaring all problems can be solved with a hammer.

AI "reasoning" is human-like in the sense that it is similar to how humans communicate reasoning, but that's not how humans mentally reason.

saganusMar 24, 2026
What does AGI look like in your opinion?

Personally, I've used LLMs to debug hard-to-track code issues and AWS issues among other things.

Regardless of whether that was done via next-token prediction or not, it definitely looked like AGI, or at least very close to it.

Is it infallible? Not by a long shot. I always have to double-check everything, but at least it gave me solid starting points to figure out said issues.

It would've taken me probably weeks to find out without LLMd instead of the 1 or 2 hours it did.

In that context, I have a hard time thinking how would a "real" AGI system look like, that it's not the current one.

Not saying current LLMs are unequivocally AGI, but they are darn close for sure IMO.

tombertMar 24, 2026
> What does AGI look like in your opinion?

Being able to actually reason about things without exabytes of training data would be one thing. Hell, even with exabytes of training data, doing actual reasoning for novel things that aren't just regurgitating things from Github would be cool.

Being able to learn new things would be another. LLMs don't learn; they're a pretrained model (it's in the name of GPT), that send in inputs and get an output. RAGs are cool but they're not really "learning", they're just eating a bit more context in order to kind of give a facsimile of learning.

Going to the extreme of what you're saying, then `grep` would be "darn close to AGI". If I couldn't grep through logs, it might have taken me years to go through and find my errors or understand a problem.

I think that they're ultimately very neat, but ultimately pretty straightforward input-output functions.

adamsb6Mar 24, 2026
Why should implementation matter at all? You should be able to classify a black box as AGI or not.

Well, I guess you lose artificial if there’s a human brain hidden in the box.

root_axisMar 24, 2026
If we had AGI we wouldn't need to keep spending more and more money to train these models, they could just solve arbitrary problems through logic and deduction like any human. Instead, the only way to make them good at something is to encode millions of examples into text or find some other technique to tune them automatically (e.g. verifiable reward modeling of with computer systems).

Why is it that LLMs could ace nearly every written test known to man, but need specialized training in order to do things like reliably type commands into a terminal or competently navigate a computer? A truly intelligent system should be able to 0-shot those types of tasks, or in the absolute worst case 1-shot them.

IanCalMar 24, 2026
> The recent Esolang benchmarks indicate that these LLMs are actually pretty bad at that.

I’m really not sure how well a typical human would do writing brainfuck. It’d take me a long time to write some pretty basic things in a bunch of those languages and I’m a SE.

flowardnutMar 24, 2026
"look, it completely lied about params that don't exist in a CLI!"
bhoustonMar 24, 2026
AGI doesn't mean perfect. It means human like and the latest models are pretty human like in terms of their fallibility and capabilities.
hermanzegermanMar 24, 2026
No they aren't

ChatGPT Health failed hilariously bad at just spotting emergencies.

A few weeks ago most of them failed hilariously bad at the question if you should drive or walk to the service station if you want to wash your car

bhoustonMar 24, 2026
I would accuse you of nitpicking. My experience is that LLMs are generally as smart as the average human +90% of the time. A lack of perfect to me doesn't mean it isn't AGI.
phkahlerMar 24, 2026
>> My experience is that LLMs are generally as smart as the average human +90% of the time. A lack of perfect to me doesn't mean it isn't AGI.

In my experience, they contain more information than any human but they are actually quite stupid. Reasoning is not something they do well at all. But even if I skip that, they can not learn. Inference is separate from training, so they can not learn new things other than trying to work with words in a context window, and even then they will only be able to mimic rather than extrapolate anything new.

It's not the lack of perfect, it's the lack of reasoning and learning.

bhoustonMar 24, 2026
I 100% agree that learning is missing. We make up for it in SKILLS.md and README.md files and RAGs of various types. And we train the LLMs to deal with these structures.

I've seen a lot of reasoning in the latest models while engaging in agentic coding. It is often decent at debugging and experimentational, but around 30% it goes does wrong paths and just adds unnecessary complexity via misdiagnoses.

xp84Mar 24, 2026
Idk about the health story, but in my use, ChatGPT has dramatically improved my understanding of my health issues and given sound and careful advice.

The second question sounds like a useless and artificial metric to judge on. The average person might miss such a “gotcha” logical quiz too, for the same reason - because they expect to be asked “is it walking distance.”

No one has ever relied on anyone else’s judgment, nor an AI, to answer “should I bring my car to the carwash.” Same for the ol’ “how many rocks shall I eat?” that people got the AI Overview tricked with.

I’m not saying anything categorically “is AGI” but by relying on jokes like this you’re lying to yourself about what’s relevant.

hermanzegermanMar 24, 2026
It gave dangerous shitty advice to patients in critical conditions

https://www.bmj.com/content/392/bmj.s438

rootusrootusMar 24, 2026
> LLMs are actually smarter than the majority of humans right now

I consider myself a bit of a misanthrope but this makes me an optimist by comparison.

Even stupid people are waaaaaay smarter than any LLM.

The problem is the continued habit humans have of anthropomorphizing computers that spit out pretty words. It’s like Eliza only prettier. More useful for sure. Still just a computer.

bhoustonMar 24, 2026
> Still just a computer.

I don't believe in a separation of mind and spirit. So I do think fundamentally, outside of a reliance on quantum effects in cognition (some of theorized but it isn't proven), its processes can be replicated in a fashion in computers. So I think that intelligence likely can be "just a computer" in theory and I think we are in the era where this is now true.

tombertMar 24, 2026
I don't believe in "spirits" from the get go. I think it's certainly theoretically possible that we could mimic human thought with a computer (quantum or otherwise) but I do not think that the LLMs we have now are doing that. I'd say that what we have right now is "just a computer".

This doesn't mean they aren't useful, I like Claude a lot, but I don't buy that it's AGI.

svachalekMar 24, 2026
I really feel like we have not encountered the same stupid people. Most stupid people I know respond to every question with some form of will-not-attempt. What's 74 times 2? Use a calculator! Should I drive or walk to the car wash? Not my problem! How many R's in strawberry? Who cares! They'll lose to the LLM 100%.
dubcanadaMar 24, 2026
A human can think logically with reason, not to say they are smart or smarter. But LLMs cannot. You can convince a LLM anything is correct and it will believe you. You can't convince a human anything is correct.

I can't argue that LLMs do not know an absolute insane amount of information about everything. But you can't just say LLMs are smarter then most humans. We've already decided that smartness is not about how much data you know, but thinking about that data with logical reasoning. Including the fact it may or may not be true.

I can run a LLM through absolutely incorrect data, and tell it that data is 100% true. Then ask it questions about that data and get those incorrect results as answers. That's not easy to do with humans.

hex4def6Mar 24, 2026
That just implies LLMs are suggestible. The same is true of children. As we get older and build a more complete world model in our heads, it's harder to get us to believe things which go against that model.

Tell a 5-yr old about Santa, and they will believe it sincerely. Do the same with a 30-year old immigrant who has never heard of Santa, and I suspect you'll have a harder time.

That's not because the 5-year old is dumber, but just because their life-experience ("training data") is much more limited.

Even so, trying to convince a modern LLM of something ridiculous is getting harder. I invite you to try telling ChatGPT or Gemini that the president died a week ago and was replaced by a body-double facsimile until January 2027, so that Vance can have a full term. I suspect you'll have significant difficulty.

soperjMar 24, 2026
> Do the same with a 30-year old immigrant who has never heard of Santa, and I suspect you'll have a harder time.

There's a plethora of people who convert to religion at an older age, and that seems far more far fetched than Santa.

hex4def6Mar 24, 2026
Sure.

But I bet you'd have a significantly easier time converting a child rather than a 30/40/50-yr old to a religion.

My point is that LLMs are suggestible, perhaps more so than the average adult, but less so than I child I suspect. I don't think suggestibility really solves the problem of whether something has AGI or not. To me, on the contrary, it seems like to be intelligent and adaptable you need to be able to modify your world model. How easily you are fooled is a function of how mature / data-rich your existing world model is.

root_axisMar 24, 2026
> If you showed someone what our computers can do with the latest LLMs now to someone 5 years ago they would probably say it sure looks a lot like AGI.

Would they? Perhaps if you only showed them glossy demos that obscure all the ways in which LLMs fail catastrophically and are very obviously nowhere even close to AGI.

Certainly, they wouldn't expect that an AI able to score 150 on an IQ test is unable to play a casual game of chess because it isn't coherent enough to play without making illegal moves.

bykhunMar 24, 2026
> Certainly, they wouldn't expect that an AI able to score 150 on an IQ test is unable to play a casual game of chess because it isn't coherent enough to play without making illegal moves.

To be fair, I am pretty sure Claude Code will download and run stockfish, if you task it to play chess with you. It's not like a human who read 100 books about chess, but never played, would be able to play well with their eyes closed, and someone whispering board position into their ear

root_axisMar 24, 2026
There are a lot of problems with this analogy, but even if you were to take a photo of the board after every move and send it to the model, it would still be unable to play competently.
nananana9Mar 24, 2026
My definition of AGI hasn't changed - it's something that can perform, or learn to perform, any intellectual task that a human can.

5 years ago we thought that language is the be-all and end-all of intelligence and treated it as the most impressive thing humans do. We were wrong. We now have these models that are very good at language, but still very bad at tasks that we wrongly considered prerequisites for language.

MajromaxMar 24, 2026
> My definition of AGI hasn't changed - it's something that can perform, or learn to perform, any intellectual task that a human can.

Wait, could you make your qualifiers specific here? Is your definition of AGI that it be able to perform/learn any intellectual task that is achievable by every human, or by any human?

Those are almost incomparably different standards. For the first, a nascent AGI would only need to perform a bit better than a "profound intellectual disability" level. For the second, AGI would need to be a real "Renaissance AGI," capable of advancing the frontiers of thought in every discipline, but at the same time every human would likely fail that bar.

svachalekMar 24, 2026
Your true average human is someone like your barista at Starbuck's. Try giving them a good math problem, or logic puzzle, or leetcode problem if you need some reminding of the standard reasoning capabilities of our species. LLMs cannot beat the best humans at practically anything, but average humans? Average humans are a much softer target than this thread seems to think.
singpolyma3Mar 24, 2026
Completely disagree. Inability to handle specific math or CS is a matter of training and experience not reasoning and intelligence. The barista is quite capable at reasoning and learning feats the LLMs aren't close to
tombertMar 24, 2026
Yeah, there appears to be this idea that "being smart" is the same thing as "knowing facts", which I don't think is realistic.

I know plenty of people who are considerably smarter than me, but don't know nearly as much as I do about computer science or obscure 90's video game trivia. Just because I know more facts than they do (at least in this very limited scope) doesn't mean that they're less capable of learning than I am.

As you said, a barista is very likely able to reason about and learn new things, which is not something an LLM can really do.

jen20Mar 24, 2026
> I would argue that LLMs are actually smarter than the majority of humans right now

This (surprisingly common) view belies a wild misunderstanding of how LLMs work.

singpolyma3Mar 24, 2026
It doesn't look anything like AGI and no one who knows what that means would be confused in any era.

Is it useful? Yes. Is it as smart as a person? Not even remotely. It can't even remember things it already was told 5 minutes ago. Sometimes even if they are still in the context window un compacted!

IanCalMar 24, 2026
It doesn’t need to be human level, and if I walk into a room and forget why I went in am I no longer a general intelligence?
singpolyma3Mar 24, 2026
If it doesn't need to be human level then what are we even talking about? AGI means human level. Everything else is AI
IanCalMar 24, 2026
I did AI back before it was cool and I think we have agi. Imo the whole distinction was from extremely narrow AI to general intelligence. A classifier for engine failure can only do that - a route planner can only do that…

Now we have things I can ask a pretty arbitrary question and they can answer it. Translate, understand nuance (the multitude of ways of parsing sentences, getting sarcasm was an unsolved problem), write code, go and read and find answers elsewhere, use tools… these aren’t one trick ponies.

There are finer points to this where the level of autonomy or learning over time may be important parts to you but to me it was the generality that was the important part. And I think we’re clearly there.

Agi doesn’t have to be human level, and it doesn’t have to be equal to experts in every field all at once.

usrusrMar 24, 2026
An interesting perspective: general, absolutely, just nowhere near superhuman in all kinds of tasks. Not even close to human in many. But intelligent? No doubt, far beyond all not entirely unrealistic expectations.

But that seems almost like an unavoidable trade-off. Fiction about the old "AI means logic!" type of AI is full of thought experiments where the logic imposes a limitation and those fictional challenges appear to be just what the AI we have excels at.

chromacityMar 24, 2026
> If you showed someone what our computers can do with the latest LLMs now to someone 5 years ago they would probably say it sure looks a lot like AGI.

But this is a CPU! It's not a GPU / TPU. Even if you think we've achieved AGI, this is not where the matrix multiplication magic happens. It's pure marketing hype.

jltsirenMar 24, 2026
The problem with definitions is that they are all wrong when you try to apply them outside mathematical models. Descriptive terms are more useful than normative ones when you are dealing with the real world. Their meaning naturally evolves when people understand the topic better.

General intelligence, as a description, covers many aspects of intelligence. I would say that the current AIs are almost but not quite generally intelligent. They still have severe deficiencies in learning and long-term memory. As a consequence, they tend to get worse rather than better with experience. To work around those deficiencies, people routinely discard the context and start over with a fresh instance.

LeifCarrotsonMar 24, 2026
Those in the industry don't call it a lie, they call it "marketing".

It's those out of the industry who call them lies.

tombertMar 24, 2026
Touché. I guess I should have said "I call it a lie".
kergonathMar 24, 2026
AGI is a poorly-defined concept anyway. It’s just vibes, nothing descriptive.
0x3fMar 24, 2026
> Of course people don't realize that, and people will buy ARM stock thinking they've cracked AGI.

Doesn't seem like a very credible assertion. Picking stocks in this way would remove you from the market pretty quickly.

PessimalDecimalMar 24, 2026
Didn't random companies add block chain to their names only just a few years ago and get 30+% jumps in stock price immediately?
0x3fMar 24, 2026
> Just because the stock goes up doesn't mean anyone was tricked. People invest in sentiment, in momentum, in all kinds of second order effects.
tombertMar 24, 2026
I didn't say it would be a wise decision to pick stocks that way, but this has already happened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp.

Does an iced tea company changing their name to Long Blockchain make any sense? No, not really, it's pretty stupid actually, but it managed to bump the stock by apparently 380%.

The stock market can be pretty dumb sometimes. Let's not forget the weird GME bubble.

0x3fMar 24, 2026
You're making claims not found in evidence. Just because the stock goes up doesn't mean anyone was tricked. People invest in sentiment, in momentum, in all kinds of second order effects.

GME was hardly a trick either. If you actually read the subreddits at the time they were all perfectly aware of the nature of the thing. They literally go around calling it degenerate behavior (i.e. risky, frothy, baseless).

Why is the assumption that you are smarter than everyone else? That you can interpret the world but everyone else needs protecting?

tombertMar 24, 2026
Where did I say I was smarter than everyone else? I certainly don’t think that and I didn’t mean to imply it if I did.

I do think I know more than the average person about computers. Probably most people on this forum can say that. People who know about computers are more likely to be able to smell bullshit with a name like AGI. It’s not that I am smarter, I wouldn’t be able to call bullshit with anything involving chemistry or physics.

I think, like Long Blockchain, ARM is abusing that world’s collective computer illiteracy and trying to harvest investor money in the process. Clearly this has worked once, as was the case of Long Blockchain.

> People invest in sentiment, in momentum, in all kinds of second order effects.

Yep! And this is why it is wrong for corporations to put out incorrect or misleading statements, as it creates a sentiment that is not realistic. This can then propagate in the form of the stock price not being realistic.

0x3fMar 24, 2026
I just don't believe even a person with a poor understanding of the market or the underlying technology tosses out bets so casually based only on a name, in the sense that they believe 'oh wow this is actually AGI, I should buy it'.

It's different for them to toss out a bet on the basis of 'other people will think this is AGI, I should buy it in anticipation of that' or even 'other people will think other people will think this is AGI, I should buy in anticipation of that'.

People playing the Keynesian beauty contest are not, to me, naive participants in the market getting scammed by a company adding 'AGI' to a product.

The idea that the first-order person exists in any great number is just so insulting to the average person's intelligence that it's hard not to read it in a paternalistic tone.

tombertMar 24, 2026
> I just don't believe even a person with a poor understanding of the market or the underlying technology tosses out bets so casually based only on a name, in the sense that they believe 'oh wow this is actually AGI, I should buy it'.

The CUBA ticker shot up in value after Obama lifted sanctions on Cuba, despite the fact that company doesn't invest in any Cuba companies. People will invest in things just based on a name. https://acrinv.com/silly-true-market-anomaly/

The average person generally doesn't know a lot about anything other than the specific niche that they do for a living. This isn't a dig at their intelligence, or at least I'm not excluding myself. I know a fair bit about computer science, but only a very lay person's understanding of basically everything else.

For example, I know nothing about electric or hydrogen powered cars, so I wasn't able to call bullshit with the Nikola scam a few years ago. I fortunately didn't buy any Nikola stock, but that wasn't because of any insight on my end, just didn't buy it. I am very glad that people who do know about this kind of stuff call it out when companies lie to potential investors.

0x3fMar 24, 2026
> People will invest in things just based on a name

Right but it doesn't follow from this that those people were tricked in some way. They can be second- or third-order bettors. Even the most sophisticated quant shop in the world, the literal sharpest players in the market, can bet 'just based on a name' if it fits into some theory about market dynamics or whatever.

> The average person generally doesn't know a lot about anything other than the specific niche that they do for a living.

But so what, it doesn't follow that because they don't know about X they are willing to trivially gamble significant amounts of money on X without even the most basic of research. "I don't know much about this so won't place a bet I'm not willing to lose" is not something that requires any great intelligence.

wimlMar 24, 2026
Yes, that's how fraud works a lot of the time. It removes you from the market but not until after it's removed your money. And there's an endless supply of new people ready to make the same mistake after you've learned your lesson.
imglorpMar 24, 2026
The marketers did this for 5G also, calling their product 5G before it was actually deployed, only because theirs came after 4G but wanted to ride the upcoming 5G buzz.

It seems marketing /depends/ on conflating terms and misleading consumers. Shakespeare might have gotten it wrong with his quip about lawyers.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/att-to-drop-misleading-...

mort96Mar 24, 2026
There was soooo much intentional disinformation around 5G. Everyone who wanted to sell anything intentionally confused the >1Gbps millimeter wave line-of-sight kind of 5G with the "4G but with some changes to handle more devices connected to one tower" kind of 5G. I wonder how many bought a "5G phone" expecting millimeter wave but only got the slightly improved 4G.
rootbearMar 24, 2026
This sort of thing really bugs me! Marketing departments appropriate an existing term and use it in some new, often deceptive way. This goes all the way back to when IBM released “The IBM Personal Computer”, at a time when “personal computer” was a category name. Then Microsoft released Windows, when “windows” was a generic term for windowing systems. Intel did it with their “core” architecture. The list goes on.

(Disclosure: I am a casual investor in ARM.)

juleiieMar 24, 2026
If rich people are this stupid then they deserve to be parted with their cash.

If you invest money so mindlessly that you don’t even check what you buy, then no legislation in the world will manage to protect you from your own mind

groby_bMar 24, 2026
Honestly: The people who buy stock because a product says "AGI" in the name deserve to lose their shirt.

And no, it's not "a lie", because only an utter idiot would consider a product name an actual fact. It's a name. The Hopper GPUs also didn't ship with a lifesize cutout of Grace Hopper.

tombertMar 24, 2026
No, it's actually a lie, and it's different than the Hopper GPU you mentioned.

People have been seeing every big AI company talk about how AGI is the holy grail of AI, and how they're all trying to reach it. Arm naming a chip AGI is clearly meant to make casual observers think they cracked AGI.

The Hopper GPU isn't the same, because Nvidia isn't actively trying to make people think that it includes a lifesize cutout of Grace Hopper. Not a dig on her, but most people don't know who Grace Hopper is, people haven't been hearing on the news for the last several years about how having a Grace Hopper is going to make every job irrelevant.

giancarlostoroMar 24, 2026
It's just going the way of "Smartphone" and "Smart Car" they'll market it as such to get people riled up about it. Consumers will eat it up. I'm sure Scam Altman is ready to show us "AGI" next too. If ARM is making AGI's meaning shift to a CPU descriptor, anyone can call their tech "AGI" by just using their chips.
usrusrMar 24, 2026
Do you think that we should live in a world where investors who buy on a comical misinterpretation of an acronym are protected from their naivety?

Why isn't there a minority shareholder lawsuit on the news because someone bought MSFT not realizing that Copilot isn't actually certified to fly an airliner? A certain type of people would likely just buy MSFT on a massive lever and then if the bet fails to work out sue pretending that they did not understand.

tombertMar 24, 2026
You're being purposefully obtuse.

People have been hearing for the last three years about how a specific acronym, "AGI", is the final frontier of artificial intelligence and how it's going to change the entire economy around it. They've been hearing about this quasi-theoretical, very specific thing, and a lot of them don't even know what the "G" stands for.

People haven't been hearing for years about a mythical "copilot", and as such I think people are much more likely to think it's not anything more than a cute nickname.

Are you suggesting that this is just a coincidence? The acronym AGI doesn't even make sense for Agentic AI Infrastructure, which should be AAII; they're clearly calling it AGI to mislead people. I refuse to think that the people running Arm are so stupid that they didn't even Google the acronym before releasing the chip.

You think it's a "comical misinterpretation", but I don't think it is. When I saw the article, I thought "shit; did they manage to crack AGI?", and I clicked the article and was disappointed. I suspect a lot of people aren't even going to read the press release.

vsgherziMar 24, 2026
is this a cpu that's meant for AI training or is it more for serving inference? I don't quite get why I would want to buy an arm CPU over a nvidia GPU for ai applications.
oxag3nMar 24, 2026
Why not ASI? They aim too low.
einpoklumMar 24, 2026
If I try to cut through the hype, it seems the main features of this processor, or rather processor + memory controller + system architecture, is < 100 ns for accessing anything in system memory and 6 GB/sec for each of a large-ish number of cores, so a (much?) higher overall bandwidth than what we would see in a comparable Intel x86_64 machine.

Am I right or am I misunderstanding?

moritzwarhierMar 24, 2026
I miss the all-capitals ARM spelling.

Seeing "Arm AGI" spelled out on a page with an "arm" logo looks slightly cheesy.

But maybe it's actually a good fit for the societal revolution driven by AGI, comparable to the one driven by the DOT.com RevoLut.Ion. (dot com).

Anyways, it sounds like an A.R.M. branded version of the AppleSilicon revolution?

But maybe that's just my shallow categorization.

als0Mar 24, 2026
I also miss the all-capitals ARM spelling. I think they've never been the same since they've changed that, since around the same time their business strategy went from sensible to nonsense.
wewewedxfgdfMar 24, 2026
Seems like hubris to use this name.
JSR_FDEDMar 24, 2026
This can’t come fast enough, I’ll finally be able to use CSS.
HeyMecoMar 24, 2026
The non marketing fluff version of the press release can be found here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47506641
zackmorrisMar 24, 2026
It only took a quarter century, but I'm glad that somebody is finally adding a little multicore competition since Moore's law began failing in the mid-2000s.

I looked around a bit, and the going rate appears to be about $10,000 per 64 cores, or around $150 per core. Here is an Intel Xeon Platinum 8592+ 64 Core Processor with 61 billion transistors:

https://www.itcreations.com/product/144410

So that's about 500 million transistors per dollar, or 1 billion transistors for $2.

It looks like Arm's 136 core Neoverse V3 has between 150 and 200 billion transistors, so it should cost around $400. Each blade has 2 of those chips, so should be around $800-1000 for compute. It doesn't say how much memory the blades come with, but that's a secondary concern.

Note that this is way too many cores for 1 bus, since by Amdahl's law, more than about 4-8 cores per bus typically results in the remaining cores getting wasted. Real-world performance will be bandwidth-limited, so I would expect a blade to perform about the same as a 16-64 core computer. But that depends on mesh topology, so maybe I'm wrong (AI thinks I might be):

  Intel Xeon Scalable: Switched from a Ring to a Mesh Architecture starting with Skylake-SP to handle higher core counts.
  
  Arm Neoverse V3 / AGI: Uses the Arm CMN-700 (Coherent Mesh Network), which is a high-bandwidth 2D mesh designed specifically to link over 100 cores and multiple memory controllers.
I find all of this to be somewhat exhausting. We're long overdue for modular transputers. I'm envisioning small boards with 4-16 cores between 1-4 GHz and 1-16 GB of memory approaching $100 or less with economies of scale. They would be stackable horizontally and vertically, to easily create clusters with as many cores as one desires. The cluster could appear to the user as an array of separate computers, a single multicore computer running in a unified address space, or various custom configurations. Then libraries could provide APIs to run existing 3D, AI, tensor and similar SIMD code, since it's trivial to run SIMD on MIMD but very challenging to run MIMD on SIMD. This is similar to how we often see Lisp runtimes written in C/C++, but never C/C++ runtimes written in Lisp.

It would have been unthinkable to design such a thing even a year ago, but with the arrival of AI, that seems straightforward, even pedestrian. If this design ever manifests, I do wonder how hard it would be to get into a fab. It's a chicken and egg problem, because people can't imagine a world that isn't compute-bound, just like they couldn't imagine a world after the arrival of AI.

Edit: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47506641 has Arm AGI specs. Looks like it has DDR5-8800 (12x DDR5 channels) so that's just under 12 cores per bus, which actually aligns well with Amdahl's law. Maybe Arm is building the transputer I always wanted. I just wish prices were an order of magnitude lower so that we could actually play around with this stuff.

varencMar 24, 2026
"AGI" continues to lose all meaning.
rsynnottMar 24, 2026
I feel like this is one of the things that people will look back on as the peaking of the bubble.

Like, c’mon, this is ridiculous.

bhewesMar 24, 2026
Yeah dumb name, but we will still use these we have been using Ampere in our office.
giancarlostoroMar 24, 2026
AGI will just become the new "Smart Phone" or "Smart Car" losing all meaning.
creantumMar 24, 2026
Agl? @gi? Heck if we can’t compete we’ll confuse!
creantumMar 24, 2026
Well that explains it, the guy in charge is a wad.
rapatel0Mar 24, 2026
RISC-V will start making more waves now
nektroMar 24, 2026
arm what we want is an arm chip that can rival m-series not this