I wonder what comes after that, a tax for methane emissions?
kotaKat•Mar 15, 2026
"This workplace is an Ultra-Low Emissions Zone. Violations will result in a daily standing charge docked from your pay."
Simulacra•Mar 15, 2026
You speak in jest but compared to other taxes that have been proposed.. I can't say that you'd be wrong
zoklet-enjoyer•Mar 15, 2026
Future Ig Nobel candidate?
I signed up for the study. I like to participate in studies at the local college and I track my sleep and stuff daily on my watch. Kind of excited about this. I'll report back with my data if I get picked
Update: dang
Thank you for your interest in the Human Flatus Atlas and for your willingness to participate in our study.
Due to overwhelming demand, we are currently experiencing a temporary pause in onboarding new participants. At this time, we kindly ask that you save the personalized consent form link you received, as it will be required to continue your participation once we are ready to bring you on board.
We will send a notification once we have expanded capacity to accommodate all participants.
We are thrilled by the incredible response to this study and truly appreciate your patience and enthusiasm. We look forward to your participation.
Sincerely,
The Human Flatus Atlas Research Team
batch12•Mar 15, 2026
Sincerely,
TH FART
dguest•Mar 15, 2026
Ig Nobel is doing more for science than Nobel:
- It's fun.
- The prizes are accessible to young scientists who actually need the career boost from the publicity (as opposed to established scientists who are mostly boosting the prestige of the prize)
- They promote awareness of how diverse and awesome science is.
salad-tycoon•Mar 15, 2026
Small annoyance, the team name is missing an E.
Wish they had gone with The Human Enterologic Flatulence Atlas Research Team.
kotaKat•Mar 15, 2026
Tired: Kohler's poop camera.
Sleepy: Withings' piss sensor.
Wired: Smart fart panties.
shermantanktop•Mar 15, 2026
When gas hits $5 a gallon at the pump, scientists get creative.
…and the Danes will tax it, just like they tax cow farts.
CalRobert•Mar 15, 2026
Well, given that both are destructive to the planet, that makes some sense.
(Also, cow burps are the bigger issue)
nullorempty•Mar 15, 2026
Clearly. Seems like the top concern for today's the powers that be.
ramon156•Mar 15, 2026
Methane is the most harmful gas right now, but the solution for some reason is more money to the gov. Maybe we should do something about that meat industry
nullorempty•Mar 15, 2026
Methane you say.
May be they should just stop the wars for now. Stop spilling oil into the seas. Stop dropping bombs. Stop all the crazy shit they are doing.
As far as meat is concerned - our bodies need meat and fat to stay healthy.
6510•Mar 15, 2026
> Stop all the crazy shit they are doing.
But then we would have to accept methane is an excellent fuel and that we have an abundance of it. No one on the fortune 500 likes that idea.
nullorempty•Mar 15, 2026
Life is stranger than fiction.
nullorempty•Mar 15, 2026
And I just invented a fart-tube to route gasses away from sensors - already assuming farts will be taxed.
portly•Mar 15, 2026
I need a smell amplifier
SoftTalker•Mar 15, 2026
My first question was: who funded this? Seems like a candidate for a Proxmire Golden Fleece Award.
This research was supported by the University of Maryland, the Maryland Innovation Initiative Phase I and the UM Ventures Medical Device Development Fund.
toraway•Mar 15, 2026
Or just maybe, it was developed to further a legitimately needed area of medical research with direct human clinical relevance like quantifying differences in the microbiome for colorectal cancer, etc.
The concept of the Golden Fleece awards (and whatever Rand Paul’s version is called) linking a reaction of “sounds stupid to me” by a random layperson with “taxpayers are getting ripped off” is inherently faulty and weaponizing populism to sabotage publicly funded scientific research.
k4rnaj1k•Mar 15, 2026
This can potenitally help people actually tell if their microbiome is okay. Seems like an actually useful study and will be very helpful for doctors.
salad-tycoon•Mar 15, 2026
Finally, we might have proof that family member(X) truly is releasing biological weapons grade flatulence at the next holiday get together.
xrd•Mar 15, 2026
I do think this has a chance of breaking records for clinical trial participation rates.
nytesky•Mar 15, 2026
I know this is worthwhile, especially with the rise in colorectal cancer in younger adults, perhaps this will help in early detection.
But I did take a double take and go “Is it April already?”
vivzkestrel•Mar 15, 2026
- imagine if you had superpowers to do anything
- i would replace everyone s underwear secretly with a bass base to emit a loud noise everytime someone farted
- imagine how many loud bops you would hear at the airport every second
MarkusWandel•Mar 15, 2026
That sounds like a classig igNobel Prize candidate!
bdangubic•Mar 15, 2026
Meta should buy this and make people in 3rd world countries watch this in real time
tootie•Mar 15, 2026
Was just thinking about the surveillance aspect of this. Nobody would be able to pretend it was someone else who farted.
throwup238•Mar 15, 2026
This reminds me of one of the pinnacles of Canadian culture, Kenny vs Spenny. In one episode titled “Who Can Blow the Biggest Farts?” they used a device that measures flatulence to judge who blew the biggest fart.
I assume with this underwear we all can participate in gamified flatulence with a global leader board.
impish9208•Mar 15, 2026
Some PM somewhere is asking when this API will be available in the browser so that their site and its 413 trusted partners can delight their visitors with more relevant ads.
These measurements will not be complete if they do not measure the other two states of matter, liquid and solid. I don't know about you, but they've been known to appear.
WaxProlix•Mar 15, 2026
As long as you're not achieving Plasma you're probably fine.
oulipo2•Mar 15, 2026
Can we bind it so when I fart it closes the tab?
MrWiffles•Mar 15, 2026
I’ll remind us all that the subject of human flatulence has been one of interest for some of history’s greatest minds - and humorists - for several centuries at the very least:
Calling farts “Quantity of Wind” is peak class. I will adopt this nomenclature
nacozarina•Mar 15, 2026
if they are electrified, they can be hacked to be an ignition source
aanet•Mar 15, 2026
Hand ‘em the IgNoble prize already
shwaj•Mar 15, 2026
I need a pair that can measure pitch and timbre.
tomkarho•Mar 15, 2026
Waiting on the legislation demanding that every underwear must have these "safety" features and then someone will insert a meter to those and start taxing us for every single puff.
dzhiurgis•Mar 15, 2026
Countries struggle to keep drugs, immigrants or straight up vape shops away. If we fail to keep our most basic laws enforced, how do you imagine stuff like this working. Cheap sarcasm like this has no place on HN.
svilen_dobrev•Mar 15, 2026
digital Farthings, here they come
evanjrowley•Mar 15, 2026
I considered becoming and early adopter but decided my needs would be better served after someone develops an industrial/Mil-Spec variant with wider range of operating temperatures, environmental resistance, and impact rating.
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I signed up for the study. I like to participate in studies at the local college and I track my sleep and stuff daily on my watch. Kind of excited about this. I'll report back with my data if I get picked
Update: dang
Thank you for your interest in the Human Flatus Atlas and for your willingness to participate in our study.
Due to overwhelming demand, we are currently experiencing a temporary pause in onboarding new participants. At this time, we kindly ask that you save the personalized consent form link you received, as it will be required to continue your participation once we are ready to bring you on board.
We will send a notification once we have expanded capacity to accommodate all participants.
We are thrilled by the incredible response to this study and truly appreciate your patience and enthusiasm. We look forward to your participation.
Sincerely, The Human Flatus Atlas Research Team
- It's fun.
- The prizes are accessible to young scientists who actually need the career boost from the publicity (as opposed to established scientists who are mostly boosting the prestige of the prize)
- They promote awareness of how diverse and awesome science is.
Wish they had gone with The Human Enterologic Flatulence Atlas Research Team.
Sleepy: Withings' piss sensor.
Wired: Smart fart panties.
(Also, cow burps are the bigger issue)
May be they should just stop the wars for now. Stop spilling oil into the seas. Stop dropping bombs. Stop all the crazy shit they are doing.
As far as meat is concerned - our bodies need meat and fat to stay healthy.
But then we would have to accept methane is an excellent fuel and that we have an abundance of it. No one on the fortune 500 likes that idea.
This research was supported by the University of Maryland, the Maryland Innovation Initiative Phase I and the UM Ventures Medical Device Development Fund.
The concept of the Golden Fleece awards (and whatever Rand Paul’s version is called) linking a reaction of “sounds stupid to me” by a random layperson with “taxpayers are getting ripped off” is inherently faulty and weaponizing populism to sabotage publicly funded scientific research.
But I did take a double take and go “Is it April already?”
- i would replace everyone s underwear secretly with a bass base to emit a loud noise everytime someone farted
- imagine how many loud bops you would hear at the airport every second
I assume with this underwear we all can participate in gamified flatulence with a global leader board.
checks out
https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Franklin/01-32-02-02...