Printf-Tac-Toe(github.com)
110 pointsby carlos-menezesMar 8, 2026

7 Comments

danbrucMar 12, 2026
How did we end up with printf - within a loop - being Turing-complete? Was it designed that way from the beginning? Were new features added over time until we got there?
marmakoideMar 12, 2026
Having something Turing-complete is surprisingly easy, and it hides everywhere. The repository have a small document that explains how you can use printf() as a computer : it can performs additions, logical union and negation, which is enough.

It was unintentional, but Ken Thompson being Ken Thompson, can't be 100% sure.

danbrucMar 12, 2026
So there was no extension of the functionality over time, all the formats have been supported from day one?
st_goliathMar 12, 2026
The key features that is used here is the '%n' format specifier, that fetches a pointer as the next argument, and writes a character count back.

There is actually an interesting question here: was '%n' always in printf, or was it added at one point?

I took a cursory look at some old Unix source archives at TUHS: https://www.tuhs.org/cgi-bin/utree.pl

As far as I can tell from the PDP-11 assembly, Version 7 research Unix (relevant file: /usr/src/libc/stdio/doprnt.s) does not appear to implement it.

The 4.1BSD version of that file even explicitly throws an error, treating it as an invalid format specifier.

The implementation in a System III archive looks suspiciously similar to the BSD one, also throwing an error.

Only in a System V R4 archive (relevant file: svr4/ucblib/libc/port/stdio/doprnt.c) I found an implementation of "%n" that works as expected.

I guess it was added at some point to System V and through that eventually made it into POSIX?

sltkrMar 12, 2026
I think it was first introduced in 4.3 BSD Tahoe (released June 15, 1988): https://www.tuhs.org/cgi-bin/utree.pl?file=4.3BSD-Tahoe/usr/...

This was an update to the earlier 4.3 BSD (1986) which still implemented printf() in VAX assembly instead, and doesn't support the %n feature.

So %n may have originally been implemented in 4.3 BSD Tahoe and made its way into SVR4 subsequently.

gwernMar 12, 2026
List of examples: https://gwern.net/turing-complete

It was probably unintentional, yeah, I don't recall any mentions of early printf being overloaded to do stuff, nor is it clear why you would do that since you're using it in a much more convenient Turing-complete language already (C).

idorozinMar 12, 2026
This is both impressive and slightly terrifying. Format strings are way more powerful than most people realize.
JKCalhounMar 12, 2026
Contestant: "I'll take My Dirty Programming Secrets for 100, Alex."

Alex: "Its primary purpose is to serve as The One True Debugger."

(It has certainly served me well.)

LoganDarkMar 12, 2026
To be fair, this is actually `scanf` and `printf` in a loop. The `scanf` is buried in the `arg` define.
binaryturtleMar 12, 2026
That's the content why I check HN! :)
ivanjermakovMar 12, 2026
No surprise Log4J attack was that big. Amount of logic one can fit into text formatting is immense.
mrngmMar 12, 2026
[2020], and written for IOCCC: The International Obfuscated C Code Contest.

This was awarded "Best of Show - abuse of libc" at the time[0]. See also the judges' remarks[1]:

This program consists of a single printf(3) statement wrapped in a while loop. You would not think that this would amount to much, but you would be very, very wrong. A clue to what is happening and how this works is encoded in the ASCII art of the program source.

[0] https://www.ioccc.org/2020/index.html

[1] https://www.ioccc.org/2020/carlini/index.html